New York Escorts: Former madam Kristin Davis is running for New York governor

Growing up in Fresno, Calif., the only child of a single mother who worked for an insurance company, Davis wasn’t particularly political. Nor, she said, was she a bad girl. She worked on the school yearbook, and she said she was “the kind of girl that wasn’t part of any particular clique but that everyone liked.”
She said she attended Hoover High School for one year and then Ashlan Park Christian School. Fresno City College officials have confirmed that she attended in 1995, and Saint Mary’s College officials confirmed that she graduated in 2003 with a management degree.
Davis said she first entered the business of pleasure by investing $10,000 in a friend’s San Francisco massage parlor.
“It was a ‘happy ending’ massage parlor,” Davis explained.
After work in what she termed the hedge fund business, Davis started a New York City escort service under various names, including Wicked Models. Her escorts charged about $1,000 an hour, generally split 50-50 with Davis.

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New York Escorts: US witnesses eruption of anti-Muslim hatred

This was an ugly foretaste of the oncoming wave of religious bigotry and xenophobia that will mark this fall’s American elections.  Fear and hatred of Islam are becoming the Republican Party’s mantra.  
President Barack Obama and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg ran serious political risk by defending the right of Muslims to build their centre in lower Manhattan.  The president rightly noted that choosing the downtown site may not have been wise, but it was the absolute right of its proponents, a right which we as Americans must defend at all costs.    
Now, the hard right and conservative media are howling that the prayer centre — which is actually interfaith — somehow violates the profound sanctity of the 9/11 “holy ground”.  
No mention of the strip clubs, massage parlours, escort services and bars next to this lower Manhattan “holy ground”.

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We applaud two courageous men, President Barack Obama and New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg, for defending the Muslim center even at considerable political risk. As the president noted, choosing the downtown sit may not have been wise, but it was the absolute right of its proponents, a right which we as Americans must defend at all costs.
Republicans, neocons and assorted racists are having a field day promoting hatred of Islam. They see it as a golden opportunity to revive charges that the president is a closet Muslim. Newt Gingrich recently kicked off his campaign for the presidency by issuing a disgusting jeremiad about the supposed dangers of Islam to the nation.
Now, the massed myrmidons of the hard right are wailing that the prayer center – which is actually interfaith – somehow violates the profound sanctity of the 9/11 “holy ground.”
I don’t known what they think about the massage parlors, escort services and bars that also abut this lower Manhattan “holy ground.”

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New York Escorts: Jersey Shore Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown: Forgetting Issac Newton

5) “Yo, put that on the grill!” —DJ Pauly D Remember Chicken Cutlet night? Well, now that they cast is in M.I.A. and not Sleazeside Heights, that night has a whole new definition. Side Note: We actually felt pretty bad for the poor blonde girl who lost her cutlet in the hot tub, she looked crushed when the boys were playing catch with it.
4) “Mike, Vinny, Pauly — MVP. And we are the most valuable players in M.I.A., supporting the G.F.F.” —Vinny Like we told you last week, this gang’s infatuation with three letter acronyms knows no bounds. We like the newly coined term MVP, if for no other reason that it excludes that creep Ronnie. Some say this threesome is way cooler than the new big three of the Miami Heat, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. That is, if you purposefully ignore the fact that the MVP triumvirate brought a bunch of grenades home from the club.
Also, maybe it’s just us, but don’t this kind of look like an ad for a escort service for gay men?

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New York Escorts: Biden Motorcade Accident

Biden was around a motorcycle accident today. Biden’s vehicle was not involved and no one was seriously hurt.
Apparently two New York City police motorcycles got into an accident while escorting Vice President Joe Biden to the Kennedy Airport. Biden met with Mayor Michael Bloomberg on Thursday and that was why he was in New York.
This is not the first time Biden’s escort services have been in an accident. Last November, a NYPD car that was driving in front of Biden’s motorcade got into a minor collision with a cab. Biden comically was on his way to be on comedy central’s “The Daily Show.”
There have been a few fatal motorcade accidents in the previous decade. President Bush motorcade had a fatal accident in Albuquerque, New Mexico. (c) tPC

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New York Escorts: Call him Kevin Kline, not ‘Kevin Decline’

Still, there have been missteps. It may not be a coincidence that Kline wasn’t reading scripts he loved immediately after “Wild Wild West,” which was critically drubbed (The Times’ Kenneth Turan called it “clumsy” and “disappointing”), but the actor insists he’s comfortable with his lack of power in determining the outcome of a film after he’s done his job: “If you want more than that, you have to be a director.” Of 2002’s “The Emperor’s Club,” in which he played an idealistic classics teacher at a prep school, he says, “It was based on Ethan Canin’s book, which had a great title, ‘The Palace Thief,’” Kline remembers. “But the studio said, ‘Oh, no, you can’t use that as a title. There’s no palace and there’s no thief.’ But ‘The Emperor’s Club’?” Kline rolls his eyes. “I chortled when that turned out to be the name of the escort service that Eliot Spitzer used. It’s a good name for an escort service. It’s not so good for a movie.”

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New York Escorts: Friends want to get their mojo back

For a certain audience, the good-natured humor about sex, aging and friendship in the new off-Broadway comedy “Viagara Falls” will definitely resonate. The dialogue has its ups and downs — pun intended — but it’s all in good fun.
Two semi-spry widowers in their 70s, living in Brooklyn, trade body part jokes and health complaints while debating how to spend a special evening.
Lou Cutell, who co-wrote the script with Joao Machado, manages to be both touching and peppy as “Sinatra-phile” Charley, the more enthusiastic of the two friends. It’s Charley’s birthday, and he wants to celebrate by showing his lifelong pal and war buddy, Moe (Bernie Kopell), the night of his life.
Determined to enjoy the evening, Charley has procured some Viagra pills on the local black market — from Vito, the “Mafia baker” — and calls an escort service, “Pussy Cats for Older Men,” to provide a couple of ladies. Needless to say, the dialogue is liberally sprinkled with erectile-dysfunction jokes. 
Risque humor 
Kopel …

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New York Escorts: Call him Kevin Kline, not ‘Kevin Decline’

Still, there have been missteps. It may not be a coincidence that Kline wasn’t reading scripts he loved immediately after “Wild Wild West,” which was critically drubbed (The Times’ Kenneth Turan called it “clumsy” and “disappointing”), but the actor insists he’s comfortable with his lack of power in determining the outcome of a film after he’s done his job: “If you want more than that, you have to be a director.” Of 2002’s “The Emperor’s Club,” in which he played an idealistic classics teacher at a prep school, he says, “It was based on Ethan Canin’s book, which had a great title, ‘The Palace Thief,’” Kline remembers. “But the studio said, ‘Oh, no, you can’t use that as a title. There’s no palace and there’s no thief.’ But ‘The Emperor’s Club’?” Kline rolls his eyes. “I chortled when that turned out to be the name of the escort service that Eliot Spitzer used. It’s a good name for an escort service. It’s not so good for a movie.”

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New York Escorts: Seasoned cast handles life’s ups and downs in silly septuagenarian sex farce …

NEW YORK, N.Y. — For a certain audience, the good-natured humour about sex, aging and friendship in the new off-Broadway comedy “Viagara Falls” will definitely resonate. The dialogue has its ups and downs — pun intended — but it’s all in good fun.
Two semi-spry widowers in their 70s, living in Brooklyn, N.Y., trade body part jokes and health complaints while debating how to spend a special evening.
Lou Cutell, who co-wrote the script with Joao Machado, manages to be both touching and peppy as “Sinatra-phile” Charley, the more enthusiastic of the two friends. It’s Charley’s birthday, and he wants to celebrate by showing his lifelong pal and war buddy, Moe (Bernie Kopell), the night of his life.
Determined to enjoy the evening, Charley has procured some Viagra pills on the local black market — from Vito, the “Mafia baker” — and calls an escort service, “Pussy Cats for Older Men,” to provide a couple of ladies. Needless to say, the dialogue is liberally sprinkled with erectile-disfunction jokes.

See the full article from “The Canadian Press”

New York Escorts: Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces …

The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers.
Levi, who insiders say ‘came up way short’ in his frontal nudity spread in Playgirl, failed in his escort service when Craigs List refused to run his illiterate ads, and was laughed out of porn studio during a ‘reading’, is said to have turned over his career to Jon Gosselin in an effort to ‘make a success of himself.’
The announcement of the wedding has left the Palin & Johnston family dazed and confused, with Levi’s mother, Sherry 43, arrested in 2008 for drug crimes, afraid that “I’ll never see my grandson again!”

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