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New York Escorts: Call him Kevin Kline, not ‘Kevin Decline’

newsyoucanlose — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:25:26 +0000

Still, there have been missteps. It may not be a coincidence that Kline wasn’t reading scripts he loved immediately after “Wild Wild West,” which was critically drubbed (The Times’ Kenneth Turan called it “clumsy” and “disappointing”), but the actor insists he’s comfortable with his lack of power in determining the outcome of a film after he’s done his job: “If you want more than that, you have to be a director.” Of 2002’s “The Emperor’s Club,” in which he played an idealistic classics teacher at a prep school, he says, “It was based on Ethan Canin’s book, which had a great title, ‘The Palace Thief,’” Kline remembers. “But the studio said, ‘Oh, no, you can’t use that as a title. There’s no palace and there’s no thief.’ But ‘The Emperor’s Club’?” Kline rolls his eyes. “I chortled when that turned out to be the name of the escort service that Eliot Spitzer used. It’s a good name for an escort service. It’s not so good for a movie.”

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New York Escorts: Friends want to get their mojo back

newsyoucanlose — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 21:24:58 +0000

For a certain audience, the good-natured humor about sex, aging and friendship in the new off-Broadway comedy “Viagara Falls” will definitely resonate. The dialogue has its ups and downs — pun intended — but it’s all in good fun.
Two semi-spry widowers in their 70s, living in Brooklyn, trade body part jokes and health complaints while debating how to spend a special evening.
Lou Cutell, who co-wrote the script with Joao Machado, manages to be both touching and peppy as “Sinatra-phile” Charley, the more enthusiastic of the two friends. It’s Charley’s birthday, and he wants to celebrate by showing his lifelong pal and war buddy, Moe (Bernie Kopell), the night of his life.
Determined to enjoy the evening, Charley has procured some Viagra pills on the local black market — from Vito, the “Mafia baker” — and calls an escort service, “Pussy Cats for Older Men,” to provide a couple of ladies. Needless to say, the dialogue is liberally sprinkled with erectile-dysfunction jokes.
Risque humor
Kopel …

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New York Escorts: Call him Kevin Kline, not ‘Kevin Decline’

newsyoucanlose — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:24:33 +0000

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New York Escorts: Seasoned cast handles life’s ups and downs in silly septuagenarian sex farce …

newsyoucanlose — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:25:09 +0000

NEW YORK, N.Y. — For a certain audience, the good-natured humour about sex, aging and friendship in the new off-Broadway comedy “Viagara Falls” will definitely resonate. The dialogue has its ups and downs — pun intended — but it’s all in good fun.
Two semi-spry widowers in their 70s, living in Brooklyn, N.Y., trade body part jokes and health complaints while debating how to spend a special evening.
Lou Cutell, who co-wrote the script with Joao Machado, manages to be both touching and peppy as “Sinatra-phile” Charley, the more enthusiastic of the two friends. It’s Charley’s birthday, and he wants to celebrate by showing his lifelong pal and war buddy, Moe (Bernie Kopell), the night of his life.
Determined to enjoy the evening, Charley has procured some Viagra pills on the local black market — from Vito, the “Mafia baker” — and calls an escort service, “Pussy Cats for Older Men,” to provide a couple of ladies. Needless to say, the dialogue is liberally sprinkled with erectile-disfunction jokes.

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New York Escorts: Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces …

newsyoucanlose — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:25:02 +0000

The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers.
Levi, who insiders say ‘came up way short’ in his frontal nudity spread in Playgirl, failed in his escort service when Craigs List refused to run his illiterate ads, and was laughed out of porn studio during a ‘reading’, is said to have turned over his career to Jon Gosselin in an effort to ‘make a success of himself.’
The announcement of the wedding has left the Palin & Johnston family dazed and confused, with Levi’s mother, Sherry 43, arrested in 2008 for drug crimes, afraid that “I’ll never see my grandson again!”

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New York Escorts: Rep. Nadler: Investigate torture or face road to ‘tyranny’

newsyoucanlose — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:24:36 +0000

Reporters for the newspaper examined hundreds of credit card vouchers, drawn on both corporate and personal credit cards and made pay-able to the escort service operated by the homosexual ring. Many of the vouchers were run through a so-called “sub-merchant” account of the Chambers Funeral Home by a son of the owner, without the company’s knowledge.
Among the client names contained in the vouchers — and identified by prostitutes and escort operators — are government officials, locally based U.S. military officers, businessmen, lawyers, bankers, congressional aides and other professionals.
Editors of The Times said the newspaper would print only the names of those found to be in sensitive goverment posts or positions of influence. “There is no intention of publishing names or facts about the operation merely for titillation.” said Wesley Pruden, managing editor of The Times.
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At least one highly placed Bush Administration official and a wealthy businessman who procured homosexual prostitutes from the escort services operated by the ring are cooperating with the investigation, several sources said.

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New York Escorts: Brooklyn â€˜Pimpâ€™ Charged in Torture of Two Sisters

newsyoucanlose — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:25:25 +0000

Brooklyn âPimpâ Charged in Torture of Two Sistersby Associated Press (), published online 07-07-2010
COLONIE, N.Y. (AP) â Authorities say two brothers, one of whom is a Brooklyn resident, have been charged with beating and torturing two Vermont sisters in a suburban Albany motel room over a dispute involving the menâs escort service.
Officials said the sisters from Pawlet, Vt. traveled to New York City in February after seeing an internet advertisement for jobs in the entertainment business. Police say once there, the sisters realized the jobs were for illegal escort services and left the city.
Colby Sylvain, 31, of Bayonne, N.J. and Herby Sylvain, 29, of Brooklyn, reportedly believed the sisters had stolen money from them and tracked the sisters to an upstate motel, where they beat, tortured and robbed the women.

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New York Escorts: Homosexual Priest Stole $1.3 Million for Male Escorts, Etc.

newsyoucanlose — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:25:23 +0000

He carried credit cards for two men on his account one whom he met at a strip club, the other from an escort service. He paid tuition to Harvard for another man that he met in Central Park.

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New York Escorts: Police: Priest Stole $1 Million for Escorts, Lavish Lifestyle

newsyoucanlose — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:24:59 +0000

Gray told authorities he used church funds to pay for dinners, hotel rooms, clothing and orders placed to Campus Escorts in New York.
“Mr. Gray stated that he is gay and does have a problem with the church’s position on homosexuality,” the arrest warrant stated.
The alleged theft was uncovered by church officials.
Gray allegedly spent more than $205,000 on meals at restaurants like Tavern on the Green, more than $130,000 on hotel stays, including at the Waldorf-Astoria, often at the times he hired male escorts. He is also accused of dropping more than $80,000 on pricey clothing, the Post said.
Gray also took out credit cards for a man he met at a male strip club and another he met through an escort service, the Daily News said. One charged $67,000, and the other spent nearly $50,000 on goods from luxury retailer Louis Vuitton and gym membership fees.

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New York Escorts: Bitter gay priest steals $1.3 million because of Catholic Church’s anti …

newsyoucanlose — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:25:09 +0000

Captain Christopher Corbett, of the Waterbury, CT police, regarding Kevin Gray, 64, a Catholic priest who has been charged with stealing $1.3 million dollars from Sacred Heart. He allegedly spent the money on lavish hotels, dining, and expensive clothing. But he also is reported to have provided three men with funds, too — one he met at a park, one he met at a male strip club, and another he met through a male escort service. Some portion of the credit card charges involved went to college tuition for the men. According to New York Daily News, Gray allegedly ”hated being a priest and got lousy assignments from the Archdiocese of Hartford.”The Hartford Courant reports that Gray said ”he is gay and has problems with the church’s stance on homosexuality.” His parish apparently has mixed feelings on the matter. (Hartford Courant) (NY Daily News)

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