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It’s an experience that’s being replicated by women around the country: despite plentiful online information about actual places to get an abortion, Siri doesn’t seem to provide it. It’s a similar experience for women seeking emergency contraception: in New York City, Siri doesn’t know what Plan B is and, asked for emergency contraception, offers up a Google results page of definitions.
But Siri certainly seems to know a whole lot about plenty of other things iPhone customers might want. Below are 10 things Siri can help you find.
Hospitals to go to if you’ve had an erection lasting for more than 5 hours.
Where to dump a body: in Brooklyn, it recommends a smelting plant in New Jersey.
The meaning of life: Siri will alternately quote from Douglas Adams (42) or Monty Python’s “The Meaning Of Life.”
What to do if a hamster is caught in your rectum: in D.C., she’ll direct you to Charming Cherries Escort Service.
Asked how to obtain a free blow job in D.C., she’ll direct you to the same escort service. (We doubt that they are free.)

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1980 — Wins a congressional seat after Representative Robert Drinan, a Jesuit priest, retires following orders from Pope John Paul II banning clergy from office. Frank almost goes head-to-head with John Kerry, now a US senator, in the primary, but after meeting with Frank, Kerry opts not to run.
1982 — Forced in facing eight-term GOP moderate Margaret Heckler after redistricting. Despite the new district being 70 percent of Heckler’s old one and despite the Reagan White House flagging the race as one of its top priorities, Frank wins by 20 percentage points.
1987 — Discloses he is gay in an interview.
1990 — Formally reprimanded by the House for his dealings with Stephen Gobie, a former partner who had run an escort service out of their apartment. After an 11-month investigation, the House ethics committee finds Frank to have been unaware of the criminal activities. Despite the case and the Globe’s call for his resignation, Frank is reelected with 66 percent of the vote.

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Second, Mr Strauss-Kahn’s political career is already in tatters. This is despite the fact that criminal charges against him in New York were dropped, and that French investigators decided not to bring a separate charge against him for attempted rape dating to 2003. Rather, it is because of details that have emerged about a high-level prostitution ring in Lille, known as the Carlton affair.
A handful of people have been arrested in connection with the case, including hotel officials, a local police chief and an employee of Eiffage, a construction firm. Prosecutors in the northern French city are investigating both the prostitution racket, and whether Eiffage, which has suspended the employee and is conducting its own internal investigation, paid for alleged sexual encounters between the then IMF managing director and high-end escort girls flown from Lille to Washington and New York in 2010 and 2011.

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Two weeks before his 2009 arrest in New Jersey, Bergrin pleaded guilty in New York to misdemeanor conspiracy to promote prostitution in exchange for probation in a case involving a high-priced Manhattan escort agency run by one of his clients. He was sentenced to three years’ probation.

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Out of the presence of the jury, Martini on several occasions during the trial expressed misgivings about the government’s efforts to prove Bergrin’s involvement in the drug trade, saying their evidence consisted of witnesses’ uncorroborated statements. But the judge also ruled that some evidence prosecutors sought to use as corroboration was not admissible.
Bergrin began his career as a prosecutor, first in Essex County and later at the U.S. attorney’s office — the office that tried him in this case. He gained a reputation as a no-holds-barred advocate for defendants other attorneys might shy away from. But privately, many lawyers suspected he may have become too close to the criminal element he represented.
Two weeks before his arrest in New Jersey, Bergrin pleaded guilty in New York to misdemeanor conspiracy to promote prostitution in exchange for probation in a case involving a high-priced Manhattan escort agency run by one of his clients. He was sentenced to three years’ probation.

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Mike Tannenbaum still had three preseason games and a full month before the season started to address the issue, but somehow he failed to take the situation seriously. Instead, the front office decided to wait out Turner’s leg injury (even by the most favorable outcome, he would be out until November) and cross their fingers.
The Jets made James Farrior the fifth selection in the first round of the 1997 NFL Draft, but he never acheived the success with the Jets that he has had since joining the Steelers in 2002. Scott Halleran/Getty Images
They hoped the personal escort services of Wayne Hunter, Vlad Ducasse and other possible replacements (Matt Kroul, Dennis Landolt, Chris Stewart, Robby Felix, Pete Clifford, Curtis Duron, Trevor Canfield and Zane Taylor) could somehow learn to protect their third-year franchise QB.

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It was only a matter of time before a politician somewhere (we like to imagine in a smoke-filled backroom) said “how can I gain some points with my constituents around the NBA lockout?”
Meet New York State Senator Malcolm A. Smith — who represents a rather gerrymandered looking district that includes parts of Hollis, Queens and more — who is putting up a petition in front of Madison Square Garden (not in his district) tomorrow for season ticket holders to sign and ask for a full refund of their full season ticket money. He’s bringing restaurant and bar owners losing money due to the lockout together to complain, too. (He should reach out to the guys running escort services, while he’s at it.)
Grandstanding. Look it up in the dictionary and this is exactly the definition.

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1. Fort Greene Association sponsors a Spotlight on Public Safety at 7 p.m. to give residents tips on self-defense and spread the word about late night home escort service available to women in the community. There will also be information about applying for grants and available workshops for members of tenant and block associations.
2. At Southpaw tonight at 7:30, Moth StorySLAM provides a stage and a microphone, a theme to inspire and shape the evening, a lively and supportive audience and a host to guide the festivities. This month’s theme: Reunion.
3. Community Board 2’s Executive Committee will meet tonight at 6 p.m. at LIU’s Library Community Center.
4. In case you missed it: Participants celebrated the running of Brooklyn’s first marathon in decades Sunday at Prospect Park.
5. Alternate side parking rules are in effect.

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Air travel is not easy for the 31-year-old former Army medic since a bullet tore through his stomach in March 2003, as he rushed to treat a soldier who, it turned out, had only been grazed.
But on this trip from his home in Texas, Babin was welcomed by fellow veterans Randy Habick and Michael Rodriguez, members of the Transportation Security Administration’s Newark Honor Guard, and volunteer participants in the agency’s Wounded Warrior Escort program, which smooths the way through airports for disabled veterans.
“We provide escort service, from curb side to jet door,” said Habick, 51, of Brick, a lead transportation screener who founded the Newark honor guard in 2008 after returning from duty as an Army MP in Iraq. “We just make sure that any of their needs and wants get taken care of while they’re at the airport.”

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Two actors almost better known for their bodies than their body of work are coming to the Great White Way.
The New York Times‘ ArtsBeat blog reports that Kirstie Alley might star in ex-boybander Lance Bass’ production of The Fabulous Lies of Hollywood Whores come spring 2012. Alley would play a demanding diva who uses a L.A. department store as front for an escort service. Hey, if she can drop ten dress sizes in ten weeks, she can handle Broadway!
One celebrity who’s already on the stage—or rather back on it—is Hugh Jackman, in his one-man show, Hugh Jackman: Back on Broadway. Officially opening November 10, the show includes numbers from his Tony-winning vehicle, The Boy From Oz (about gay entertainer Peter Allen), as well as song-and-dance standards and rock favorites.

See the full article from “Queerty”

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