New York Escorts: Call off the bod squad – this boob has been exposed
So the Queens-bred double-D did what any plastic lady would do when surgical attempts to achieve physical perfection produce the unintended consequence of making her resemble a post-op transsexual.
She filed a lawsuit.
The dame didn’t sue her cute plastic surgeon or the American Mirror Co. for intentionally deluding her. She sued Citibank. For firing her. Because she was “too hot.” She claimed, with a straight face, that her bosses deemed her too sexy to count clients’ money.
Which is like saying Helen Thomas should sue Israel for rendering her unable to perform her professional duties because the country turned her into a blithering idiot.
Today starts Week 3 of the Debrahlee Lorenzana Crisis. In Week 1, the lady attempted to con America into believing she was the victim of her much-exaggerated hottitude — while spreading soft-porn photos of herself like fliers for an escort agency.