New York Escorts: Jersey Shore Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown: Forgetting Issac Newton

5) “Yo, put that on the grill!” —DJ Pauly D Remember Chicken Cutlet night? Well, now that they cast is in M.I.A. and not Sleazeside Heights, that night has a whole new definition. Side Note: We actually felt pretty bad for the poor blonde girl who lost her cutlet in the hot tub, she looked crushed when the boys were playing catch with it.
4) “Mike, Vinny, Pauly — MVP. And we are the most valuable players in M.I.A., supporting the G.F.F.” —Vinny Like we told you last week, this gang’s infatuation with three letter acronyms knows no bounds. We like the newly coined term MVP, if for no other reason that it excludes that creep Ronnie. Some say this threesome is way cooler than the new big three of the Miami Heat, LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. That is, if you purposefully ignore the fact that the MVP triumvirate brought a bunch of grenades home from the club.
Also, maybe it’s just us, but don’t this kind of look like an ad for a escort service for gay men?

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