New York Strip Clubs: The Marriage Ref: Sneak Preview
Greg wants to put a stripper pole in their house for all to enjoy. Dianah says NO with capital letters and that if he wants one so bad he can get on it. She wins quote of the night with the remark: “People in hell want ice water but they don’t get it!” Greg (attempts) to justify his request by saying, “it’s not a stripper pole, it’s an exercise pole!”
Alec thinks Greg has made the best pro-stripper pole argument ever in history and gives him props on that much. However, he does admit that if Dianah is going to be the one on the pole, she should have the final say.
Kelly acknowledges that Greg is trying to spice up their life and thinks they might actually enjoy the pole. Jerry has doubts that a stripper pole will set a “romantic setting.” I second that one. Tom adds to that by saying, “really, who wants a resentful, sulking pole dancer?” Now that’s one imagine I don’t want to pull up.