New York Strip Clubs: Top 10 Additional Distractions Omar Could Provide Metsfans
Despite his recent comments, the last thing Omar Minaya should apologize for is “distracting” us from this season. Here are some other suggested actions the Mets GM could take to lift the mood of the fanbase:
10. Lower Citifield ticket prices 20-40%, just like a sale at Macy’s, only the product is not useful or desirable
9 . Fire himself at 2 AM on next Western road trip (Arizona will do)
8. Give the first 10,000 fans a complementary Angel Berroa
7. Two words: More pressers!
6. No more call-ups with negative, sad, downer names, like Cancel, Dessens, or Takahashi.
5. Add Branch Rickey Terrace and Pee Wee Reese Pavilion to Citi’s Robinson Rotunda for remaining unsatisfied Brooklyn Dodger fans
4. Call up at least two more catchers; fans love backstops!
3. Make trade for Derek Jeter
2. Transform Citifield’s kiddie wiffleball court into America’s first ballpark strip club