New York Strip Clubs: Twilight Saga: New Moon
… Twilight: New Moon’ made more money than ‘Dark Freaking Knight.’ To help sane people better understand the film, we bring you a storyboard summarizing the nuances of the film’s plot.
Just The Facts
This movie made more money in one night than you will in a lifetime.
The book made less money but still more than you will ever make
The main selling point of the movie is male strippers.
The main selling point of the book is vampires that sparkle in daylight.
How did they do it?
The Twilight: New Moon movie made 72.7 million dollars, which is roughly the equivalent of 605 833.333 fake dog testicles. That’s a lot of dog testicles, especially considering the fact that almost all of the entertainment industry thought vampires were dead, resurrected briefly by Buffy and then killed again by the Blade Trinity movie. In what follows we will try to analyze the Twilight phenomenon and find out why it became so successful. Maybe the secret lies in the sources New …